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Surfing Red Hat Grandma!

Surfing Red Hat Gramma!


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Grandma's on the net again, the kitchen's not her home.

She used to make us cherry pies, and call us on the phone
She would talk to us for hours; now she leaves us all alone.
We miss her homemade biscuits, and I'll make this little bet ,
If you want to contact Grandma, you'll have to surf the net.




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Grandma's surfing on the net, you bet.
She is surfing on the net.
We've been calling her all morning, and we haven't got her yet.
She's on the E-mail network, with her electronic friends.
If you want to talk to grandma, you'll have to surf the net.



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She's never surfed at Malibu, or caught a wave at Waikiki,
She's never seen a surfboard: hang ten doesn't mean a thing.
She's never met a beach-bum--Noon Doggie is just a pup.
But when she heads for her computer, you know the surf is up.


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Grandma's getting older and her eyes are getting dim
Her random access memory, is half of what its been.
When Saint Peter comes to call someday, She'll say I cant go yet.
He'll have to wait for Grandma, cause she's surfing on the net.


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Written by another old Grandma!











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